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I am not going to be able to cope with this.

08May11

Cheryl’s red nails still really bother me. This pic, from the Daily Mail website, will send me to bed with a terrible sense of Sunday night dread.

oh god no

I can deal with the hair, I can deal with the ruffles, I can even deal with the foot stealing trousers. But NO MORE RED SPATULA NAILS. Please Cole, please. We need something else from American Cheryl.

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Filed under: Why, why, WHY?   |  5 Comments

5 Responses to “I am not going to be able to cope with this.”

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  1. 1 Adele on May 8, 2011 said:

    I can’t deal with the hair.

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  2. 2 definitecuticle on May 8, 2011 said:

    Adele your priorities are all wrong. Have I taught you nothing?

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  3. 3 jacints on May 8, 2011 said:

    I can’t deal with the ruffles.

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  4. 4 definitecuticle on May 8, 2011 said:

    How can I make you all see sense?! Both the hair and the ruffles are a) temporary insanity b) easily flattened by a passing rain shower. Those nails aren’t going anywhere without judicious use of ICI’s finest. And they are becoming her ‘thing’. Oh god it’s awful.

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