If you can get a man to paint your toe nails, you can get him to do anything

23Oct09

I would like you to imagine the first three minutes of this clip if Humbert and Lolita were doing the washing and drying up together, or in a car, or perhaps just sitting in some chairs.

Not quite the same is it?

Gentlemen: I just want you all to know what exactly it is that you are admitting to if you paint someone’s toenails. Ladies: use your power wisely. And remember – it is, as ever, still okay to just do it yourself.

Now go and have a cool shower and then have a lovely weekend. I have spoken to the Series Make-up Artist about Dot Cotton and will be posting a tribute on Monday.

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4 Responses to “If you can get a man to paint your toe nails, you can get him to do anything”

  1. 1 DM

    ‘Gentlemen: I just want you all to know what exactly it is that you are admitting to if you paint someone’s toenails.’

    Peadophiliac tendencies?

    • That is indubitably a risk. But imagine if you can take on that risk, and overcome it AND THEN still seem manly painting toenails. The world would be yours.

  2. 3 Clare Bennett

    This bit’s even worse – the toenail painting equivalent of Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway playing chess in The Thomas Crown Affair:

  3. Oh my god that’s FILTHY. I can barely watch. I feel unsettled. It’s just porn. At least the other clip was a vaguely interesting in a kind of power-dynamic way, him trying to tell her off while being her slave. But THAT, that’s just wrongity wrong wrong.


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