Nails on mic
The use of a microphone as exquisite foil for an excellent manicure has long been an obsession of mine, and I believe Mariah Carey is the art’s true master. Here she is with her new Christmas song, a cute maternity Santa suit and a lovely manicure. What is that red? Is it my perfect red?
In the coming weeks the X Factor crew are going to have to seriously up their game to come anywhere close to this level of artistry. And when I refer to the X Factor crew, I am including Ms Cheryl Cole, of whom I am becoming rather bored. Last year she was still holding my attention, but now, not so much.
Marriage and malaria – meh. But don’t try and stay the nation’s sweetheart when you have fingers that look like those silicone spatulas I use for transferring cake mix to the tins.
I look forward to seeing who had good nails this week. As with The Hood of The Friedman (up: good, down: bad), it is a powerful indicator of who will survive on a Sunday night.
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