Archive for May, 2011

Truly, I love this site. It consumes me. I am desperate to contribute, but I have stage fright. What could possibly be good enough to compete? Well, I have definitely decided that I will be modelling with a spuntino from Spuntino. But what colour nails? At first I wanted to show off my new Chanel […]


I continue to wage my fiery yet futile war against the spatula nail. Katie Price/Jordan has long been an offender, but I tend to try and ignore her wherever possible. However, this image from the Daily Mail online suggests that a) she is, like, so totally into her new man Leandro and one hundred percent […]


Oh dear. Oh dear me. I didn’t mean to do it, but the otherwise lovely author Sophie Hannah suggested I did. I should have known better. People eat bloody GRAVEL in her books. But I went and watched Orphan. On a Sunday night. As if the film wasn’t terrifying enough, it has now turned me […]


Cheryl’s red nails still really bother me. This pic, from the Daily Mail website, will send me to bed with a terrible sense of Sunday night dread. I can deal with the hair, I can deal with the ruffles, I can even deal with the foot stealing trousers. But NO MORE RED SPATULA NAILS. Please […]